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CONTACT/SPAM/LOVE IS AWESOME.
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| 006. Secret entry is (Awesomely) secret. |
[13 Sep 2011|10:30pm] |
DEETS FOR ELLIOT IN HEELSTM WILL BE DETERMINED EVENTUALLY SOON. In other news:
- The Piskies are working on an Awesome Secret Project. I'd tell you what it is, but then it wouldn't be a secret anymore. HINT: it involves us.
- I spotted another mouse in my cupboard. Not impressed! I think it's eating my bread, too -- unless I have an invisible friend with very small teeth hanging around.
- I want to do the next Murder Mystery Tour!
Quidditch. FINALLY. Where have you been all my life/summer? Since I have friends in high places, I'm going to three games this weekend -- provided they all manage to finish up before the next one starts. Has anyone gone to a game that's lasted more than 24 hours? How'd you cope? Because I start to suffer if the game goes on for more than 3 hours.
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| 005. What do you call Elliot in heels? Man, he's so (manly and) Awesome. |
[31 Aug 2011|08:40pm] |
NONE OF YOU will remember this, unless your name is Charlie. But once upon a time ago, Elliot 'Awesome' Summers agreed to a challenge. And not a small challenge either. A challenge that would test his bravery, his manhood, his Awesomeness and his ability to walk in trying circumstances. This tremendously awesome challenge is as follows:
WALK THROUGH DIAGON ALLEY IN HEELS.*
Now, to accomplish such a deed, my friends, I need your help. Not only have I accepted this difficult task, but I have decided to make it a bit of a charity event. I will walk through from one end of Diagon Alley in heels, not matter how many times I fall down, no matter if I break my ankle (who needs those, anyway?) in order to raise money for the Society for Distressed Witches.
If you're willing to support this fine cause/want to see me walk Diagon Alley in heels, leave your name below.
Don't forget to stay Awesome.
* Elliot Awesome Summers will not be practicing walking in heels prior to the event, for your increased entertainment.
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| 004. What do you call Elliot when he's been Petrificus Totalus'd? Still Awesome. |
[08 Aug 2011|11:04pm] |
OKAY, OKAY. Stuff that's happening that I should tell you about because I know you all care. Deeply. No, but really, it's gonna be Awesome, of course:
- The Piskies are rocking it out at The Hippogryff Roost on Saturday night, 8pm. See you there or be something less cliched than square. Also, whoever comes dressed like a pixie will totally be bought a drink courtesy of the band. And if you're a guy, Lola will give you her Flown number. (Okay, not really, but it would Awesome to see it nonetheless).
- HAVE YOU GOT YOUR TICKETS TO SPLENDOUR IN THE GRASS YET? Because you totally need to get them now or you will probably miss out. I mean, seriously. Moontrimmer, By Jove!, Effie, Amortentia, hell even Dustin Carter is making an appearance. It's basically the place to be.
- But the first day of Splendour you should definitely tune into The Blake and Elliot Show. I get to take over for an evening whilst Eric is busy doing stuff at the music festival.
- We've settled on our concert dates to so that the last one falls during Christmas hols for the Hogwartsians. More on that next week.
Lastly, I know Aloysius Arms has a ghost, but my cottage has a mouse and I'm telling you that something that can physically eat your food is way more annoying than something that floats through you. Even if it floated through you when you were naked. AT LEAST THE GHOST CAN'T CONTAMINATE YOUR FOOD. Also, I really wanted cereal this morning. This is not awesome.
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| 003. Awesome, always. |
[26 Jul 2011|01:17pm] |
SORRY, SORRY. I haven't looked at these journals because I've been kind of locked in my room for the last two weeks (composing, not depressed or anything). Anyway, things that have been Awesome:
- My Murder Mystery Tour team. Charlie and Melody are my new favourite detectives. Even if we didn't win. And Eric, I'm sure, was grateful for the chance to get away from Blake for a weekend. (PS, CHARLIE HE IS STILL SINGLE. JSYK.)
- Secret Garden Party. Because what is not Awesome about SGP? Aside from all the bloody sushi. Don't get me wrong, I like sushi but I also like, I don't know, other types of food.
- OH MY GODRIC, there is actually a new band called Oh My Godric. And they're going to be one of the opening bands for our upcoming concerts (when we book the dates officially). You should check them out because, guess what? They are Awesome.
Also, my Flown spell check keeps wanting to say that "I'm good" instead of "I'm home" and other ruder things. But I won't write them here for the sake of the children. It's still awkward when Joel wants to know where I am and I say I'm good. Then he says that I'm dull and I blame my flown and he says it's a likely story and then I say he's a pain in my neck. Except it sends as "you're a pain in my need" which is just AWKWARD. What does that even mean?
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| 002. Mystery. |
[02 Jul 2011|11:05am] |
- Looking for x1 partner for Murder Mystery Tour. Might cover fee if you're actually desperately poor.
- Anyone else going to Calliope & Lusiciana tomorrow night?
- None of my socks have pairs anymore.
[PRIVATE TO LANDON]
We need to talk. Great things. Future. Etc.
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| 001. Thestrals |
[27 Jun 2011|01:13pm] |
The thing about Thestrals that annoys me is that they seem to write about the same bloody thing all the bloody time. This is, what? Their third album? And they're still on about how they feel like failures and blah blah blah. I mean, seriously. You just held a concert in Rastrick Hall. You're not a failure. You're a fucking success. So, shut up, because nothing you're writing about feels genuine or real anymore. Pretentious sods.
Also, don't eat at Spring Lotus. Trust me.
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